10-03-05

New and Impoved Quotomatic

"Ann Coulter is a Middle-Aged Infidel"

The American-Arab Anti-Discrimination Committee (AAAC), an Arab civil rights organization devoted to scanning newspapers for things to be offended by, condemned Coulter's remarks and called on Universal Press Syndicate to beat her senseless in accordance with the Holy Quran. - Liberal Larry

En we goan de Steve zijn broek afdoen, tsjoelala, tsjoelala

Het Vlaams Belang diende in het Vlaams parlement een resolutie in die de schendingen van de mensenrechten door het Cubaanse regime afkeurt en veroordeelt, en waarin aan de Vlaamse regering gevraagd wordt geen schenkingen meer te doen zolang het land geen volwaardige democratie is. Wij zijn alvast benieuwd naar wat de houding van de Vlaamse socialisten zal zijn… - VB copywriter

Reality-Based Parenting

So you do what any responsible parent would do. You sit them in front of the stereo, turn down the lights and make them listen to Trent Reznor emoting about something he can never have. You sing along, making sure to pantomime your heart breaking. You make it resonate. When the final, heartbreaking notes of the song fade out, you tell them, If you think it hurts to not be able to get your damn sugar coated chocolate filled breakfast treat, just wait until that hot chick who has been teasing you in math class for three months tells you she's a lesbian. - Michele Catalano

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