UN Secretary General Kofi Annan says he won a pledge from Syria to increase border security with Lebanon and take steps to stop the flow of arms.
Entomologists will be pleased with this high quality Iranian symposium on swarming Acrididae.
Oh. It's a typo. No locusts.
Short of being forced to eat their own balls, everything will be spun as an arab victory, as in:
I live in a cave and aspirate bat droppings: a great victory over the infidel!